I mean, it’s not as though it was an inherent dangerous activity like fucking a maggot filled coconut is. Went home, did the usual and got down to business. If the nail gets really bloody, heat up a needle and poke it through the nail to release the pressure of the blood build-up. So sorry “aryan-rule” ur to old man. Time for me to ride the comments train too. ^ mexican pride, you forgot to mention it was teen boys. Hooks his finger in her vag to get it out.
Tifu by reading a comment about fucking a watermelon on a post about fucking a pineapple
Fuck a watermellon. In all honesty heated up chunk of baloney with lots of lube may be closer. Toooooo much spare time. And thats y i never eat the first slice. Never skip dick day. The use of a condom is strongly advised. Just two normal humans working together doing our normal human jobs. (i would too if i had a dick).
Watermelon or cantaloupe?
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